freegan smoking

so, as you may know, out of my own tobacco.

been almost 24 hours since i ran out (and days ago ran out of alcohol).

so i'm left with a difficulty: how to smoke for free (since I've had $.88 for most of the week).

so, i've figured out a variant to hobo shorts.

still working with rerolling shorts, but this time i find them out in the streets.

now, if you can't roll (and i strongly recommend picking up this skill. you're sure to find a mentor when you go to jail, but some say it's not worth it.

Anyway, if you don't roll, you're limited to shorts from bigger cigarettes. and the little ones really do add up, because they're much more plentiful.

But there's another disadvantage to pulling shorts found on the ground: you're putting your mouth where someone else's was. And while you won't get the bug this way, there is something disgusting about it.

well, gotta roll. got to enjoy the fruits of my labor.

scoring

so walked down to the atm to make sure i had no money.

and i don't.

but found three longish butts. now i ain't going to pull shorts from them. naw, that's nasty.

going to break 'em up and roll the shit