Showing posts with label bidet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bidet. Show all posts

Monday, September 7, 2009

twice

so, i get this statistical report every week, letting me know things about the readers, like ssns, credit card numbers, sexual orientations, astrological signs, that sort of thing.

but it also tells me if people are searching and find my blog what they are searching for. not surprisingly, gtd and unemployed gtd are up there.

but also is bidet porn. not once, but twice.

wacky world we live in. i don't even think i've seen a bidet in real life. but now i know what my next letter to barely legal is about.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

why is bidet porn always so dissapointing
so australian.
and that knife before you, a URL.

By the hour I watched VH1
no telling where this will go

and off in the middle distance
as always
the cry,
cri-de-cour, ineffable

three witches, sharing one eye
this is wretched stuff, terrance