Anyway

It's nice to see i'm still capable of the incomprehensible.

always a danger.

And, well, the world is getting bigger.

And i met a girl with booty. booty the likes of which god's never seen.

god knows why she speaks to me.

went to a (ashamed to say) strip club last night. picked up a stripper. not something you can say every day.

she's cute, and interesting. god knows when my old ass is going to do that again. they smell great, and you'd be surprised what you can get away with in the champaign room.

but as kris rock says, no sex in the champaign room. but lots of grinding, and some making out.

jebus, it was hot.

They're so great

so, went on the interweb to see if the boss had responded to my email. the one asking him to spell out why i was fired.

unintentional consequences. there are some readers out there and not everyone you'd expect.

but they can read between the lines and know that i've been. well. they think it's of my own accord.

which is cute. and it's cute that they're so concerned.

see, i also sent out a carefully worded email thanking everyone for being such good coworkers. calculated risk. but didn't feel i could just leave without it. gotta give your people props.

well, not my problem. let the boss tell them.

he's really good at confrentation, from what i've seen. think of all those warnings he gave me.

oh. the fun's just started.