Anyway

It's nice to see i'm still capable of the incomprehensible.

always a danger.

And, well, the world is getting bigger.

And i met a girl with booty. booty the likes of which god's never seen.

god knows why she speaks to me.

went to a (ashamed to say) strip club last night. picked up a stripper. not something you can say every day.

she's cute, and interesting. god knows when my old ass is going to do that again. they smell great, and you'd be surprised what you can get away with in the champaign room.

but as kris rock says, no sex in the champaign room. but lots of grinding, and some making out.

jebus, it was hot.